WANTED: Mooninites

Homeland Security of America has issued a Red Alert for the Mooninites. Their origin of existence is the lunar moon orbiting the planet. The President fears that these creatures may contain weapons of mass destruction on the moon and can use them anytime. The aliens’ first acts of terrorism occurred in Boston, January 31, 2007, with them placing suspicious devices throughout the city. Although the devices contained no explosives, one can never be certain of their purpose. More were later discovered across 10 other cities in the U.S. A marketing ploy, as claimed? Or covert actions using outdated toy technology? Whatever the case, if you encounter a Mooninite, federal officials suggest avoiding their slow laser beams and notifying the local authorities.

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~ by ih8reality on February 7, 2007.