I Have Returned…from a Battle!

Okay, this blog hasn’t had too many visitors yet. But to the regular readers (if any yet) who have been wondering why no new posts have appeared, it’s because of a battle that I’m recovering from.

It all started Saturday night when I went to bed. A bomb exploded. Viruses and bacterium declared war against my body when they dropped weapons inside my body, causing heat to spread throughout my skin. This action triggered my immune system, which reacted by bombing the invaders, and causing a fever. However, the enemy was very emboldened. Their weapons were vast, powerful, and doing damage to my immune defenses. They retreated for a moment, while these invaders caused sore throats, headaches, and the creation of a mysterious, yellow mucous membrane. But I decided to help my troops the only way I knew how (besides lots of sleep): fueling their weapons with nutrients provided by Subway sandwiches. This provided the advantage, and my cellular army gained the advantage over the enemy.

My immune cells slaughtered the invaders! The headaches, the sore throat, and all the other damages of war were slowly fixed. As of today, no signs of this internal struggle exists. The invaders will try again, but my troops will be ready to defend against the deadly tyranny of illness. Freedom wins!

~ by ih8reality on March 11, 2007.