Khalid “Sick” Mohammed Admits Killing Daniel Pearl

According to the latest news on CNN, Khalid “Sick” Mohammed admitted to killing Daniel Pearl. “I decapitated with my blessed right hand the head of the American Jew, Daniel Pearl, in the city of Karachi, Pakistan,” he said in a Pentagon transcript. He confessed to planning 9/11, a plot to bomb other international locations, and concocting a scheme to assassinate the old, peaceful, former Pope John Paul II.

Khalid “Sick” Mohammed apologized for the killing of kids in the WTC terrorist attack. He said, “I don’t like killing people.” However, he held up the Daniel Pearl’s head on a video camera. This barbaric beast even had the galls to compare himself to George Washington.

However, some doubt the veracity of his statements. Security analysts think that he’s exaggerating some of the details. For example, he supposedly planned to bomb London’s Big Ben, New York landmarks, and the Panama Canal. They think it’s impossible that Al-Qaeda would entrust such tasks to one man. He could be trying to deflect suspicions away from other prisoners, or be known as a famous terrorist in the Arab world. Either way, he’s still an animal. He proves the phrase, “Man is an animal.”

Khalid “Sick” Mohammed should be tossed off a cliff into a field of thorns. Let him hook up with the 72 demonic virgins waiting for him. He can have hot sex with them while they tear off a piece of his skin. And they’ll swallow his jihadist legacy as well.

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~ by ih8reality on March 15, 2007.