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		<title>How To Waste Your Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 20:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.) Get drunk and jump into a giraffe cage. You probably know the end result, but I&#8217;ll give it to you: a broken collar bone and a broken nose. It&#8217;s lucky the animal didn&#8217;t kill the young college lady. But really, aren&#8217;t there better activities to be doing while you&#8217;re in college (studying, activism, hanging [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ih8reality.wordpress.com&blog=746023&post=77&subd=ih8reality&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How Many Idiots Can There Be?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 01:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Idiots abound, and they are in prominent positions. Let&#8217;s take this example from the president&#8211;the president of a college student union. He STUPIDLY tried to sell guns from his MySpace page. And these weren&#8217;t pistols&#8211;they were semi-automatic weapons. The police also found a [fake] military I.D., military chemical suit, and a bulletproof vest. What a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ih8reality.wordpress.com&blog=746023&post=76&subd=ih8reality&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Public Kissing&#8230;Banned in India!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:27:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[India has plans to prosecute infamous Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai. She has been summoned to appear in front of judges to explain why her and Richard Gere participated in an evil plot to flood television sets with the outrageous act of&#8230;public affection. India&#8217;s been doing this for a while, but since a white man is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ih8reality.wordpress.com&blog=746023&post=75&subd=ih8reality&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Trump Gives His Opinions on the Presidential Candidates&#8230;Who Cares?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like Donald Trump. I&#8217;m an avid fan of his reality show &#8220;The Apprentice.&#8221; I&#8217;ve learned much about how to be a good manager and planner. But really, do I care much about his political opinions? NOPE! I think America feels the same.

He said on CNN recently, &#8220;Weapons of mass destruction, it was a total [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ih8reality.wordpress.com&blog=746023&post=74&subd=ih8reality&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>John McCain Lacks Sex Education 101?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John McCain, during a live interview, stumbled on a very basic question. This wasn&#8217;t a question  concerning the Iraq War. Iran? Nope, not that. Let&#8217;s see&#8230;should Gonzalez be fired? Nope, he didn&#8217;t stumble on that one. Do condoms stop the spread of HIV? Yup, he couldn&#8217;t answer that question!

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		<title>Retirees Get 50% Off at Sex Brothel</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 20:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are a retiree in Germany, get ready for one hell of a discount. Prove that you are retired, and you will get 50% off. A brothel in Berlin will be the first to introduce this very special offer. What a way to be &#8220;respectful of your elders.&#8221;
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		<title>Khalid &#8220;Sick&#8221; Mohammed Admits Killing Daniel Pearl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 20:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to the latest news on CNN, Khalid &#8220;Sick&#8221; Mohammed admitted to killing Daniel Pearl. &#8220;I decapitated with my blessed right hand the head of the American Jew, Daniel Pearl, in the city of Karachi, Pakistan,&#8221; he said in a Pentagon transcript. He confessed to planning 9/11, a plot to bomb other international locations, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ih8reality.wordpress.com&blog=746023&post=71&subd=ih8reality&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Disney&#8217;s First Black Princess</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG! Disney is planning on featuring a black princess for its new animation film &#8220;The Frog Princess.&#8221; This is a total surprise, seeing that Hollywood is afraid of black faces. Maybe television is started to reverse their direction just a bit; as much as a .1% reverse. And hooray to the success of Glory Foods!
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		<title>New Mexico Legislature Wastes Time with Pluto, Fighting Cocks Retirement</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was originally going to tease the New Mexico legislature (Joni Marie Gutierrez specifically) attempt to declare Pluto a planet. Yes, people, they are willing to waste time over stuff like this. AS IF THE GOVERNMENT DOESN&#8217;T HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DECIDE OVER. But while researching this subject, I encountered something else that was much [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ih8reality.wordpress.com&blog=746023&post=69&subd=ih8reality&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Future News in 2012: World Citizens Denounce Celebrity Fanaticism</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:36:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Mayan prediction of the year 2012 bringing rebirth to the world seems to have come true. It&#8217;s December 31, 2011, and crowds are gathering around the headquarters of The Sun, Daily Mirror, and Daily Star. They are carrying torches in their hands, shouting very loudly, &#8220;F*ck tabloids! F*ck celebrities!&#8221; As soon as midnight arrived, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ih8reality.wordpress.com&blog=746023&post=68&subd=ih8reality&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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