1.) Get drunk and jump into a giraffe cage. You probably know the end result, but I’ll give it to you: a broken collar bone and a broken nose. It’s lucky the animal didn’t kill the young college lady. But really, aren’t there better activities to be doing while you’re in college (studying, activism, hanging out, making love)?
(http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070509/ap_on_fe_st/odd_giraffe_attack;_ylt=AkD9QQ.KCNiav.z0IK5vdYUuQE4F)
2.) Go to prison indefinitely for killing a person over…a PlayStation. 19 year old Jonquel Brooks decided that it was smart to steal a PlayStation from his neighbor’s apartment. After the three neighbors confronted him, he pulled out a gun and started shooting. He killed 1 person and wounded 2 other people. After fleeing, he agreed to surrender himself. But instead of going to the police station, he ran away again. He shaved his head and changed his clothes, but the cops found him and arrested him anyway. He planned on attending Fresno State College, but he can now look forward to attending the College of Imprisonment Education and majoring in Sexual Pleasure.
(http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070508/ap_on_re_us/fresno_shooting)